Saturday, December 18, 2004
hey guyz!! still can't slp lah... so went to read some jokes online... here r some funny ones...
joke 1
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been."Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside.
He handed me three envelopes. 'Tillie,' he told me,
'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes.
After I am dead, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed.
Then, I can rest in peace'."
"What was in the envelopes?" her friends asked."The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this money to buy a nice casket.' So I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably."
"The second envelope contained $10,000 with a note, 'Please use this for anice funeral 'I arranged Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all his favorite foods for everyone attending."
"And the third envelope?" asked her friends."The third envelope contained $25,000 with a note, 'Please use this to buy a nice stone.'"Holding her hand in the air, Tillie said..."So, do you like my stone?" showing off her 10 carat diamond ring!!!
joke 2
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;your hair, eighteen;and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying..."WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
joke 3
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went out and bought some very sexy lingerie, complete with crotchless panties.
She posed herself in bed and awaited his arrival.When he came into the bedroom, she threw the sheets back, spread her legs, and said, "Welcome home honey. Do you want some of this?"
With a horrified look on his face, the husband replied, "Hell No! Look what it did to your underwear!"
Don't forget to remember me.
3:46 AM
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
not dedicated to ani one...
juz felt like making a poem...
so here goes...
You are the air that I breathe,
the water that I drink.
The food that I need,
my brains when I think.
You are the sunshine on a rainy day,
You are the rainbow in the sky.
You are the clouds when it fades away.
You are the laughter when I cry.
You are my angel in disguise,
All dressed in red and blue.
i am nothing without your love,
coz my world revolves aroud you.
I hear your voice in the distance,
Smell your scent from afar.
You're my love, my joy, my peace, my baby.
That's what you are.
Don't forget to remember me.
7:10 PM
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
it has been so long since i last updated... haha.. been quite bz recently finding job, going out and doing hari raya visiting lah...
firstly, let's talk bout prom nite... it was great!! i had the nite of my life... thks pals and teachers for making it a memorable one 4 all... haha.. didn't tot tt almoz everyone would get so emo... (i was included!!) hahaha... reali going to miss u guyz...
went dere in a cab with wan and hamdan... walked all the way to Topshop coz ham had to meet his sis to get sumthing... wah... so tiring u noe coz i was in this high-heels abt 3.5 inch... aniwae i sat at dis table with iman, nat, afiq, ravi, ria, atiqah, wan, hamdan, dan and ken... d food was not nice and d variety was like so freaking little... d Non-muslims kids got more variety sak... where got fair... we paid the same price but they got more!! haha... oh watever.. enuff bout food..
everyone looked great tt nite.... dan, ken and ravi were all wearing the coat or whatever its called lah... they looked so smart... and as expected, all three of them got nominated as Mr West Spring... afiq was smart too... he wore a shirt with a vest on top of it... ham and wan both juz wore a shirt... but they looked good too... and last but not least, my dearest ace... he didn't put on d coat like his pals but he sure did let my jaw drop... hehe... literally of coz... he had suspenders and chains on and somehow or rather he juz had tt X-factor tt attracted me... me, nat and ria were all in a gown... me in light purple, nat in red and ria in black...
to our surprise, Binq Qin and Rionita was crowned Mr and Ms West Spring!! haha... maybe bcoz one was like William Hung and the other like Alicia Keys... the other nominees were michelle lee, michelle segal, zalina, evonne quek, dan, ken and ravi... too bad lah u guyz.. maybe the judges were blind or sumthin... hehe...
after dinner , we were all forced to play dis game called treasure hunt... one of the item was a strand of white hair... and Mr Loo was near by so we begged him to let us to pull it out.. and we finally gt it... hehe... disgusting! we also had to come up with a poem and iman came up with dis:
starlight, starbright,
first prom i see tonite.
wish i may, wish i might,
find me a date, i may need tonight..
and den finally it was time to say goodbye... hugged and apologized to almoz everyone... took a lot of pics too... i even went up to vic, hugged her and took a pic together... juz to make sure tt dere was no more grudges among all of us before i leave.... it sure was veri sad... hugged my 2 bez pals too, (nat and ria)... we were once and even till todae known as PowerPuff Girls or Charlie's Angels... couldn't bear to part with all of u... hope to still keep in touch k...
dis 4 yrs we spent together sure has given me much memories, experiences and of coz gain frenz and loved ones tt i'll nvr forget... to pals like nat, ria, dan, ken, afiq, ravi,hafiz and d rest tt i didn't mention, thks for everything and being dere for me wen i needed u guyz... love u all... and of coz not forgetting my dearest ace, thks for all d memories we shared together and for makin me hu i am now... to all the teachers, thks for ur guidance and patience coz i wouldn't have been able to cum dis far w/o u all...
till we have another reunion when we collect our results... all the bez guyz!! love u lotz... outz!
(wishing tt we have another prom nite again... but it wlnd't be as special the 1st one we had for sure...)
Don't forget to remember me.
4:15 PM
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